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family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids


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girls are so hot I love being a lesbian

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happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

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Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

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“ At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening. ”

Unknown (via 13thmoon)

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please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.

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this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

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“ I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. ”

Friedrich Nietzsche (via primsa)

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